Today I encountered an asshole. I then went running to find some endorphins.
Just when I had nearly lost all respect and hope for humanity [please note underlined section] I came home and discovered... once again... that my roommate... is... amazing... please note, she is female... i credit about 89% of her amazingness to the fact that she is of this gender... the following is documentation of what I found when I got home this evening after dealing with assholes and sweating them off at the YMCA...
Just when I had nearly lost all respect and hope for humanity [please note underlined section] I came home and discovered... once again... that my roommate... is... amazing... please note, she is female... i credit about 89% of her amazingness to the fact that she is of this gender... the following is documentation of what I found when I got home this evening after dealing with assholes and sweating them off at the YMCA...
Exhibit A: she understands that at certain times it is simply unacceptable to wash dishes...
Exhibit B: when she bakes something for something, she always leaves some on the counter...
Exhibit C: Lord God Almighty could this get any better???
Just when I had nearly lost hope that there was any goodness left in this world... I discover folded laundry and chocolate... a slight bit of hope has been restored thanks to you roommate...
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