Me: wow, that's a... uhhh... cool bike.
Linds: It's sooooo awesome, it's the best. Help me put the chain on.
Me: I already put it on, it took me .7 seconds.
Linds: Dang Noxon, you're amazing. My bike is amazing.
Me: ya ya
Linds: Can you help me get this light off here.
Me: ya, I can't figure it out. oh wait, got it.
Me: so how's everything?
Linds: my bike is so cool! should I put turquoise tape on the handlebars to match the seat?!?!
Me: no, hot pink.
[lindsay takes photos of her bike for 10 minutes]
Me: uh, I feel like I'm not the center of attention
Linds: you aren't, it's the bike!
the best part about lindsay's super awesome new bike is that it has the word "caliente" written on the cross bar