I was very unimpressed with how many people were concerned about my near death experience today. I am a visual person so I figure, maybe their lack of compassion was due to the fact that they didn't see it happen or simply because I told them what happened instead of drawing a picture for them.
So I decided to draw a picture. Here it is. I was simply trying to be productive this morning. I just wanted to listen to some music, dance in my basement and clean some stuff up. But that never happened, because this happened:
And no one seems to care. I have a huge bruise on my ass and another on my thigh, not due to the fall but to the fact that a shark somehow got loose in my basement and attached me while I was falling down the stairs.