Wednesday, November 9, 2011

deathly basement stairs

I was very unimpressed with how many people were concerned about my near death experience today.  I am a visual person so I figure, maybe their lack of compassion was due to the fact that they didn't see it happen or simply because I told them what happened instead of drawing a picture for them.

So I decided to draw a picture.  Here it is.  I was simply trying to be productive this morning.  I just wanted to listen to some music, dance in my basement and clean some stuff up.  But that never happened, because this happened:

And no one seems to care.  I have a huge bruise on my ass and another on my thigh, not due to the fall but to the fact that a shark somehow got loose in my basement and attached me while I was falling down the stairs.


  1. what did the shark attach you to?
    also, maybe it was that wild hair getting in the way that caused the mishap.

  2. what do you mean what did he attach me to?

  3. hahahahhahahahhahahahhahha oh i see. "atached" = "attacked"